Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Pizzagate Was Real And Stephen Colbert Thinks It's Hilarious

 Back in 2016, John Podesta's personal e-mails were hacked and released as a part of the wikileaks/Julian Assange scandal. Podesta was (and still is, somehow) a big time player in the American upper echelon of the political left-wing elite. He's one of those shadowy behind the scenes guys. He's a 'political consultant', Senior Advisor to the President for International Climate Policy and was Senior Advisor to the President for Clean Energy and Implementation from 22-25. Most notably though, he was White House Chief of Staff to Bill Clinton and 'counselor' to Obama. Before that, he was a White House staff secretary during the Clinton years and was deputy Chief of Staff from 97-98. He has plenty more titles, like former president and now chair of the Center for American Progress think tank, as well as chairman of Hilary Clintons 2016 presidential campaign, plus he was part of the Obama transition team and a senior advisor to Joe Biden.

He's a big time, elite, democratic political behind the scenes big wig.

In October 2016, Wikileaks published thousands of emails from Podestas personal Gmail account. I remember reading through them and being absolutely sucked into my phone, poring over the emails. There is something almost hypnotic about reading personal stuff like that - corespondents that you can just tell are authentic and were never meant to be public. I spent an entire day reading through them, straight from the source.

I'm not going to do a super deep dive into the Podesta emails but there was a LOT of weird shit in there, and a lot of it has a different feel to it now that the Epstein files have been released.

First of all, the 'artwork.' This is just exhibit A. Take a look at some of the art that John Podesta collects and see what you think before you know anything else about this guy.



I would love someone to ask (childless) John Podesta "what was it about this piece of 'art' that spoke to you? Why did you buy this piece?"



















Lots of little kids in compromising positions with what looks like sinister adults. Remember, this is a political consultant. A 'senior advisor' to presidents. This isn't some painter or actor or other kind of 'eccentric artist'. John Podesta wakes up at 6 AM and puts on a suit every day. Owning art like this isn't a crime on its own, but it's all part of a pattern as we'll see. Some useful context for understanding this whole, insane, disgusting story.

Among many other things, one very strange aspect in these emails were the amount of references to food, specifically pizza, but also hot dogs and grape soda.









From: John Podesta [mailto:john.podesta@gmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, September 03, 2014 9:29 PM To: Sandler, Susan Subject: Re: Did you leave a handkerchief It's mine, but not worth worrying about. On Sep 2, 2014 2:54 PM, "Sandler, Susan" <ses@sandlerfoundation.org<mailto:ses@sandlerfoundation.org>> wrote: Hi John, The realtor found a handkerchief (I think it has a map that seems pizza-related. Is it yorus? They can send it if you want. I know you’re busy, so feel free not to respond if it’s not yours or you don’t want it. Susaner

Look at that one in particular. Someone named Susan emails Podesta that a realtor 'found his missing handkerchief' and it seems to have a 'pizza related map' on it. What kind of a handkerchief has a map on it? And what sort of map is 'pizza related'?? It seems fairly obvious to me that they are using some sort of code here. I mean, what other possible explanation is there? Even if there weren't thousands of other bizarre, related references like this, how does one possibly explain this? A missing handkerchief with a pizza-related map on it?

Here's another disturbing connection. I'm sure you know by now, but a specific pizza place named 'Comet Ping Pong' is related to all of this. Besides being referenced hundreds of times, Comet's owner is a guy named James Alefantis. Far from being your typical pizza place owner, this guy was named 'one of the top 50 most powerful people in Washington DC' in 2012 by GQ magazine. Openly gay, he used to date David Brock, the CEO of Media Matters for America. So this guy isn't your average dude who opened a pizza place. He's a major player in the DC political scene. I don't know how many pizza shop owners you know, but I think the amount of pizza parlor owners who are also major players in federal politics is probably a short list.

Comet Ping Pongs business website had links to other websites in a section called 'friends of Comet.' One of the links is to a band called Heavy Breathing. Here is a clip of them on stage at Comet Ping Pong. The always masked lead singer (who some speculate is/was Alefantis himself) says 'Jerry(?) is known to hang out down here...he likes the world's sounds. Smallest.' Then an audience member says 'And little boys!' Another person says 'And children!' (So two random people had that same thought at the same time). The singer looks that way, does an awful, devilish sort of laugh and says 'we all have preferences.' Even more disturbing laughter, then 'aaanyway'. Watch it right here as the text alone doesn't do justice for how creepy this is. Honestly, this clip alone is enough for me.

 
Also, the website for Comet Ping Pong had a password protected portal. I would love to know, how many non-franchise pizza places on the planet have a password protected portal on their website? I would bet it's literally zero.



Look at the date.


Back to the Podesta emails, here are some from someone named Tamera Luzzatto, who ran another private, password protected website called 'Evie's Crib.' 

Here are some of the exchanges:





"On Oct. 8, 2015, Tamera Luzzatto sent an e-mail to Podesta and others cc’d about their upcoming visit to a farm in Lovettsville.  In that e-mail she wrote: We plan to heat the pool, so a swim is a possibility.  Bonnie will be Uber Service to transport Ruby, Emerson and Maeve (11, 9 and almost 7) so you’ll have some further entertainment, and they will be in the pool for sure. For starters, this e-mail is alarming because you have a woman explaining that she’ll be providing children for an adult get-together for “entertainment”.  Further suspect, Luzzatto makes a point to list the ages of the children.  I want to note that when traffickers sell children, they usually always advertise the ages of the kids.  Their pedophile clients want to know the ages of the children because most of them have certain age preferences. Now here’s what makes this e-mail the most damning.  The sender, Luzzatto, had an online business that dates back to at least 2009.  (Note this is seven years before the Podesta E-mails were released.) She ran a members-only secure website, that required a password for entry, titled Evie’s Crib.  The site boasted photos of Luzzatto with babies and toddlers. Luzzatto is the same woman who worked as Hillary’s Chief of Staff when she served in the U.S. Senate until 2009. So Luzzatto ran this site as she worked in a top position for Hillary. The main page of her site showcased this header alongside a photo of an infant: “Evelyn is growing up, soon she will be Queen of the entire US of A, right now, for a limited time only, you can spend time with her online, raw and uncut.”  Please re-read that last sentence and keep in mind “raw and uncut” is synonymous with porn language.  So what did she mean when she said you could view the infant raw and uncut?  The caption on the site continued:  “Take advantage of this now, as in the future she will have the power of life and death over you.”"


This is from the PUBLIC instagram page for Comet Pizza. Again, this is an instagram page for a fucking PIZZA PLACE:





Here is David Brock (left) and James Alefantis. Brock is the Founder and CEO of Media Matters for America and Alefantis is the owner of Comet Ping Pong. Photo presented without comment.


Lastly, there is one exchange in the Epstein files that I think is utterly impossible to explain. Tucker Carlson did a video on it and you've probably seen or heard about it by now, but it's between Epstein and his urologist, Dr. Harry Fisch:




I know that's hard to read but it's an exchange between Epstein and his urologist, Dr. Harry Fisch. Epstein says "I'm back, can you call in Stendra 100 at [pharmacy]?". Stendra is a fast-acting, second generation erectile dysfunction drug that was designed for "greater spontaneity," aka being able to get a boner like a regular guy. Fische replies that he just called the pharmacy and that Epstein can pick up the pills now. Then he says, verbatim, "after you use them [boner pills], wash your hands and lets go get pizza and grape soda."

And if that isn't enough, in separate messages, Fisch writes: 

-“What time do you want to get pizza and grape soda tomorrow?” 

-“Pizza and grape soda… Nough said”

-“Pizza and grape soda tomorrow for lunch?”

-“First we get a slide of pizza with grape soda… Then the pop tart” to which Epstein replies, “Wow.”

-And someone whose name is redacted, but is almost certainly Fisch, as he is sending an attached document from “Veru-Equity” which is Fisch’s company, appears to make clear that he is using a coded phrase when he writes, in an email to Epstein, "Let’s go for pizza and grape soda again. No one else can understand."

Now let me ask you something. If you had a gun to your head right now had to answer honestly or die: do you really think that Jeffrey Epstein and his super viagra prescribing doctor are talking about actual pizza and grape soda here? If not, then what could they possibly be talking about? And how has no one at least talked to Harry Fisch about this? (By the way, if that name seems familiar to you at all, Dr. Harry Fisch was on the Howard Stern show multiple times).

'But wait!' you might be saying. 'Wasn't this all De BOONKED!? I saw on CNN that this was all made up nonsense that only IDIOTS and OLD-FASHIONED RACISTS WERE INTO?!' Would you believe that not one, but TWO of the reporters who were very concerned with 'de-bunking' Pizzagate were arrested for raping children?




Here's the other guy, Slade (((Shomer))):




I could go on and on with the creepy emails like this from the Podesta and Epstein leaks. There are thousands of weird emails and exchanges like this. And to be honest, I think this is where a lot of these sorts of posts or investigations start to fall off the map. People get so into the emails, the connections, the references, that it almost starts to feel fake. Similar to aliens, there's almost too much evidence. You can search the Podesta emails yourself and I highly suggest you do. But for now, just take my word for it that what I've shown so far is but a mere sampling. A scratching of the surface. 

Now, because it's all so bizarre and horrible and because the average idiot cuck boomer 'John Oliver fans' of the world think the word 'pizza' is funny, 'Pizzagate' became a joke. Worse than a joke. 


Here is how Steven Colbert covered it. 'Pizzagate is an Alt-Right Fever Dream'

(Try to watch that without getting blackout angry. If I could get one free punch on anyone...if I could really step into a viscious uppercut or a massive right hook haymaker, it would be between Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel. Imagine knocking Jimmy Kimmel out cold. I think I would pay upwards of $5k to be able to fight either of them for 60 seconds.)


Here is what Bill Maher had to say:

"Republicans, you're the Alex Jones party now. There is literally nothing too stupid & conspiratorial that you will not swallow. #SpyGate #DeepState #RussiaGate #PizzaGate #UraniumGate #FISAGate #DossierGate"


Here is what it looked like to search 'Pizzagate' online in 2016:









Look at how Esquire reported on the story in 2020, complete with cute little pizza puns for the truly retarded:

"Users of the website 4Chan began speculating about the links between Comet Ping Pong and the Democratic Party, according to the BBC, with one particularly vile connection burbling to the surface: the pizzeria is the headquarters of a child trafficking ring led by Clinton and Podesta.

Seriously?

Yes. The conspiracy theory that prominent members of the Democratic Party are somehow involved in a global child-trafficking ring took root on far-right conservative websites. According to the BBC, the conspiracy theory linking this very false theory to Comet kicked around 4Chan until someone posted a long document with "evidence" to a now-banned alt-right section of Reddit several days before the U.S. election. The alt right is a fringe group of far-right extremists—comprised, mostly, of white supremacists and old-fashioned racists—who share their views and various forms of propaganda online."


Below is the BBC's take on it. This is the same BBC that employed Jimmy Savile for over 50 years. If you don't know, Savile was one of the most prolific sex offenders in the history of the United Kingdom. He abused over 500 KNOWN girls and boys. The real number is almost certainly in the thousands. So the BBC knows literally first hand that a well known and liked celebrity can be literally raping hundreds if not thousands of children for decades all while appearing as a normal, harmless, fun guy to the public. You would think this might give them some sort of unique perspective, no? Like, 'hey maybe this isn't true, but after what we went through with Jimmy Savile, maybe we should at least not treat this story as a complete joke right from the start?'


The saga of 'Pizzagate': The fake story that shows how conspiracy theories spread


Of course. Really think about that for a minute. Again, the BBC employed Jimmy Saville for decades, all while he was, again, literally raping thousands of children. If there was any news desk that should have at the very least not outright rejected these claims immediately, it should have been the BBC. But they were some of the loudest deniers with their fingers in their ears.

And if this story couldn't get anymore perfect, as I'm sure you know by now, a guy actually went to the Comet Pizza place with an AR-15. This guy, Edgar Welch, fired off a few shots that didn't hit anyone except for one bullet that perfectly hit the hard drive on a computer. (Yes that's real, check it out here)

"The bullet went into our computer system" - James Alefantis

The guy that went to Comet Ping Pong with an AR-15 was actually shot to death by police on January 4th, 2025, nearly a decade after his shooting at Comet but mere weeks before the Epstein files were released. More perfect timing.

My point with this post isn't to prove that 'Pizzagate' was real. It is to show that the media really, really cannot be trusted. Like, even less than you thought. No one claimed that an entire pedophile ring was being run out of this pizza place or its basement. No one claimed that Hilary Clinton was running it or had anything to do with it at all. No one was really claiming anything. People were asking obvious questions because the media wasn't. Once the pizza place got shot up and the owner said 'we don't even have a basement! yuck yuck lol lmfao rofl!', that was the official end to the story. That was all the evidence your idiot 10th grade teacher or the wine mom on facebook needed that 'these alt-right guys are kooky and stupid! Satanic pedophile rings? In a PIZZA PLACE?!' It all looked and sounded so ridiculous that the term Pizzagate become synonymous with 'conspiracy theory' and Q-anon bullshit. But now with the Epstein files, we see a preposterous amount of evidence that some sort of pedophile, blackmail ring does exist, and they do talk in code, specifically mentioning pizza way too many times for them to be talking about actual pizza. We know Epstein raped (and probably tortured and murdered) kids, and we know he was connected to John Podesta. We know Podesta talked a lot about pizza. Is it really that crazy to connect the two? Are these lean, fit, super vain, rich men in their fifties and sixties really eating and talking about pizza and grape soda this often? In the same conversation with their urologist about getting more suped up Viagra, immediately? The same people who regularly get blood transfusions in order to stay as healthy as possible and live longer? They're all eating this much pizza and 'grape soda'?? And talking about it this often? To me, that's actually harder to believe than that they were using it as code to talk about something they were too afraid to actually put to words.

Other thoughts:

-It really is such a damning critique on us a society that we would produce an 'elite class' like these people. Reckless, arrogant beyond belief, dumb, vain, immature, self-obsessed. These are the best of us? These people get all the riches? What did Jeffrey Epstein or John Podesta ever actually create or improve or invent? What did they actually do? Even if you take the child rapes and murders and torture out of the equation, (what a caveat, Jesus Christ) these people are unimpressive, stupid little fame whores. All they seem to want is to be seen with people they deem important. The dinners, the get-togethers, the massages, the 'pizza parties', it was their whole lives. Fucking pretentious hangers on.

-Noam Chowsky is getting way too much of a free pass. He gave Epstein advice regarding his 'media image' after he was arressted for sex trafficking with a minor. The two of them emailed each other quite often and had a 'close, playful relationship.' From the Guardian: Chomsky asked Epstein for advice throughout a complex fight pitting him against his children from his first marriage that revolved around money and the purchase of an apartment. Chomsky’s estate attorney at one point suggested sending a pointed email to a financial adviser over discrepancies surrounding a $187,000 payment. The attorney had a draft ready to go. But Chomsky – one of the world’s brightest intellectuals – made sure to get Epstein’s thoughts on whether it was a good idea for her to send the missive. “You should OK her sending but admonish [her] for being unwilling to ask tough questions,” Epstein wrote, in part. “NONSENSE.”

So you have a known and convicted (by that point) pedophile/sex pest giving Noam Chowsky advice on how best to go about fighting with his own children about getting his money. Again, this is our elite?? The elite 'left wing intellectual class'? Do you know how influential Noam Chowsky used to be? Every single 50+ year old shit lib is like a disciple of Noam Chowsky. He is still 'a professor emeritus at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.' This guy thinks he knows how to rule the world, quite literally. And Jeffrey Epstein was one of his closest friends whom he sought personal advice from. 

-Pam Bondi is a fucking disgrace. I honestly could not believe how poorly she did not only at that last hearing, but how she and her office have handled this whole thing. Her, Dan Bongino (who is already back podcasting) and Kash Patel are a trio of embarrassment. This goes back to Trump's biggest weakness and something I said years ago: his fragile ego. He needs too much. Trump seems to mostly pick people by how loyal they are to him. I've said this many times before and I'll say it again: Trump is not The Guy. He was a perfect murder weapon. He was a much needed wrecking ball, a pry-bar for the Overton Window. But he is not the solution. I think Trump is the perfect guy for the next guy, who will be the perfect guy for the Real Guy. Whoever comes after JD Vance. But that's getting ahead of myself and might be the subject of a future post. 

-How is Trump possibly letting all of this stick to him? He's the guy who released the files! And now they're sticking to him. And HOW could Pam Pondi not say that at the hearing? She kind of tried to, once, I think, but then she started screeching about the fucking Dow Jones! When she said 'you know what we should be talking about...THE DOW' at the hearing a few days ago, I truly could not believe it. It has been a while since I've seen someone so high up be so clearly out of their depth. It's actually unnerving. This 'bad hire/people' bullshit was the excuse for the first Trump term. This time was supposed to be different with a real, solid team ready to hit the ground running. It seemed great at first but these last couple months have me scratching my head. One thing is for sure: Bondi needs to be sidelined and it's time to start thinking about life on the right after Trump.

-Lastly, because this post and all this subject matter is so unbelievably grim and depressing, I thought we could use a little bit of levity. I have come across one of the funniest X accounts I have ever seen. Mayve you've heard of it already, but it is 'Candace Owens Trying to Read (Parody)' @candaceReading1. Every time I check Twitter I see another post from this account and I literally do an IRL LOL (lol). Each one is funnier than the last. You gotta see for yourself but the most recent one is "anecdote." She pronounces it twice as 'anek-dote'. Grandiose is 'grand-oyes'. 'BUREAU', which is a word she has probably read over a thousand times, is pronounced 'borrough' over a dozen times in this one clip. 'Green Beret' is exactly what you think. 'Architecture' is 'arqui-texture' over six times in one clip. And maybe my second favorite so far, word for word: "The truth is kind of, I mean, what actually has happened, the events of our world are obviously, as the expression goes; way stranger in fiction". Do you how dumb you have to be to read the word 'architecture' or 'anecdote' as an adult and not know how to pronounce them? Candace Owens cannot be your source for the truth. She hurts the cause more than some dope from MSNBC because she makes us all look bad.

That's it for me today. Be on the lookout for a new post soon, I have some thoughts on crypto and the markets in general. Thanks for reading!











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